My favorite Brewer since Sam Adams.

 '...and now, Caleb Durbin comes out of nowhere and makes a leaping catch and bangs into the tarp in the process! That was Collins's ball all the way and at the very last second he peeled off and Durbin made a tremendous catch with no regard for his body!' 

I assure you, Mr. Announcerman, I have enough regard for Caleb Durbin's body for the both of us.